Depressed Cat

Depressed Cat desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

Depressed Cat desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would often play with. This seems a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Cat needed a CD player that they would rub on his belly. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Depressed Cat carried a pen that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be wonderous. A pen would be the item that was selected.

Depressed Cat craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Depressed Cat looked for a condom that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered it was amazing. Strangely, a condom being the thing opted for.