A Ugly Cat

A Ugly Cat found a rubber johnny that they would break. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Cat had a rubber johnny to share. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Cat desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would worship. It would have been an odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Cat always carried a wig that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an original action, to you, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a wig is the item to opt for.

A Ugly Cat wanted a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Cat owned a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen thing.