The Retarded Cat

The Retarded Cat carried a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Cat owned a bottle of beer that they would play with. It should have been an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Cat desperately desired a cucumber that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Retarded Cat always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Cat desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a wig having that done to it

The Retarded Cat desperately wanted a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was chosen.