The Beautiful Cat

The Beautiful Cat owned a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

The Beautiful Cat always had with them a teapot to play with. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a teapot is the item to select.

The Beautiful Cat craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally break. It would be an unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Cat desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango of all things.

The Beautiful Cat wanted a pen that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Cat desperately searched for a stapler that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to select.