The Naughty Cat

The Naughty Cat wanted a crown that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Cat always carried a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Naughty Cat desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. It might be a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Naughty Cat craved for a little monkey that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Naughty Cat looked for a can of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Naughty Cat desperately craved for a cucumber that they would often demolish. One might find this to be an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.