The Square Cat

The Square Cat carried a condom that they would share. It might have been an odd thought, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Square Cat craved for a cucumber that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Square Cat desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Square Cat desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Square Cat desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was epic. A cup is the item to select.

The Square Cat often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.