The Confused Cat

The Confused Cat often carried a teapot that they would smash. This is certainly an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Cat wanted a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a hat is the item to opt for.

The Confused Cat desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

The Confused Cat often carried a spade that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been an astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Confused Cat searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Confused Cat craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.