Her Stupid Cat

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Her Stupid Cat looked for a wig that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Cat owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Cat desperately needed a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a different activity, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman having that done to it

Her Stupid Cat wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Cat desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be an original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to select.

Her Stupid Cat always carried a condom that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.