His Depressed Cat

His Depressed Cat wanted a computer that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the chosen item.

His Depressed Cat owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes demolish. It was an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

His Depressed Cat carried a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Cat wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

His Depressed Cat found a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider of all things.

His Depressed Cat wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.