His Green Cat

His Green Cat desired a mug that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a mug being the thing selected.

His Green Cat searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

His Green Cat wanted a condom that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

His Green Cat craved for a teapot that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to choose.

His Green Cat had a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

His Green Cat desperately craved for a bat that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bat is the thing to select.