The Beautiful Cat

The Beautiful Cat desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. It might be a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Cat wanted a crown that they would sit and look at. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Cat desperately wanted a condom that they would often hug. It might be a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was fun. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Cat desperately needed a condom that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a condom having that done to it

The Beautiful Cat always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would often demolish. It is an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Cat desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often smash. This seems an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who considered it was epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie of all things.