Their Confused Cat

Their Confused Cat had a helmet that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be epic. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Cat found a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

Their Confused Cat had a custard pie that they liked to sleep with. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Cat found a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Their Confused Cat often carried a tomato to eat. It might be a fairly new action, to some, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A tomato was the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Cat had a computer that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer being the item selected.