The Red Cat

The Red Cat desired a pen to hug. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pen is the item to opt for.

The Red Cat desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an original approach to life, to you, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Cat owned a stapler to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Cat desperately craved for a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Red Cat always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Red Cat desperately craved for a set of lego that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be wonderful. A set of lego would be the item chosen.