The Gentle Cat

The Gentle Cat desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Cat always had with them a crown that they liked to worship. This seems an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Cat had a bottle of wine that they would often throw. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Cat desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Cat wanted a teapot that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to select.

The Gentle Cat found a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a strange idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.