The Ugly Cat

The Ugly Cat always had with them a condom that they would smash. It would be a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item selected.

The Ugly Cat needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Cat craved for a toilet brush that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be magnificent. A toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Cat always carried a pen that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a pen was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Cat always had with them a sword that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Cat carried a crown that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to opt for.