The Anxious Cat

The Anxious Cat always carried a cup that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cup being the item selected.

The Anxious Cat desperately needed a porno magazine that they would throw. This seems to be a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Cat wanted a condom that they would often break. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Anxious Cat needed a hat to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Cat desperately searched for a wig that they would insert somewhere. It was a weird activity, to many, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Cat desperately wanted a teapot to cuddle. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A teapot being the chosen thing.