The Scary Cat

The Scary Cat looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Cat wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Cat searched for a condom that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Scary Cat desperately craved for a radiator that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Cat had a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Scary Cat always kept a crown to drop. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered it was stunning. A crown being the thing opted for.