A Famous Cat

A Famous Cat desperately looked for a dildo that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen item.

A Famous Cat always carried a cup that they would often demolish. This is certainly a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be stunning. Honestly, a cup is the item to choose.

A Famous Cat found a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

A Famous Cat desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Famous Cat needed a Harry Potter wand to demolish. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who feels it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

A Famous Cat carried a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was selected.