The Eccentric Cat

The Eccentric Cat looked for a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly an exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Cat owned a spade that they liked to worship. It might have been an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a spade is the item to select.

The Eccentric Cat searched for a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of poop of all things.

The Eccentric Cat desperately looked for a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Cat found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Cat wanted a condom to eat. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was epic. A condom is the item that was chosen.