The Bum Loving Cat

The Bum Loving Cat always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes share. It might have been a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Cat desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a crown is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Cat searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Cat often carried a pen that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Cat always carried a pen that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Cat desperately needed a custard pie that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.