His Stupid Cat

His Stupid Cat carried a cup that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Cat desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Cat found a tomato that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Cat wanted a bat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Cat desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Cat craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often drop. It should have been a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.