The Horny Cat

The Horny Cat desperately desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Cat always carried a pint of cider that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Cat needed a tomato that they would occasionally demolish. It might be an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Horny Cat needed a helmet that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Horny Cat carried a ball that they liked to break. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Cat, who expected it was magnificent. A ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Cat found a block of cheese to play with. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.