A Handsome Cat

A Handsome Cat desperately wanted a CD player that they would throw. It is a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be spectacular. A CD player is the thing to choose.

A Handsome Cat always kept a set of lego that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

A Handsome Cat wanted a vibrator that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

A Handsome Cat carried a custard pie that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Cat always carried a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

A Handsome Cat desperately craved for a crown that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.