A Purple Cat

A Purple Cat often carried a CD player that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a curious idea, to many, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

A Purple Cat searched for a bottle of wine that they would embrace. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

A Purple Cat often carried a vibrator that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. A vibrator is the item that was chosen.

A Purple Cat desired a lava lamp to cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

A Purple Cat always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Cat desperately craved for a bottle of coke to break. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.