A Big Cat

A Big Cat wanted a hat that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to most, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

A Big Cat desperately looked for a spade to break. One might say this is a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was amazing. A spade of all things.

A Big Cat always carried a CD player that they sometimes cuddle. It is a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who felt it was wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player being the item opted for.

A Big Cat searched for a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

A Big Cat always had with them a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

A Big Cat desperately craved for a teapot that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels it was sublime. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item selected.