His Bewildered Cat

His Bewildered Cat desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally drop. It should be an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

His Bewildered Cat found a stretchman to put down their trousers. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A stretchman being the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Cat desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A dildo is the thing to select.

His Bewildered Cat always carried a rubber chicken to smash. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Cat always carried a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Cat desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.