Magical Cat

Magical Cat found a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

Magical Cat owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes drop. It was a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Magical Cat always carried a CD player that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was fun. A CD player would be the item that was selected.

Magical Cat desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. A condom is the item to select.

Magical Cat often carried a tomato that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be miraculous. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Magical Cat searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. A magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.