A Scary Cat

A Scary Cat desired a melon to smash. It is a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be spectacular. Honestly, a melon was the item that was chosen.

A Scary Cat owned a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Scary Cat had a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Cat wanted a bottle of wine that they would often put on his head. It was a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Cat desperately searched for a set of lego that they would often smash. This is certainly a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

A Scary Cat had a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to choose.