The Unusual Cat

The Unusual Cat often carried a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Unusual Cat searched for a can of Tango that they would often throw. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Unusual Cat desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Cat desired a bag of flour that they would play with. It would have been a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Cat needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Cat desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.