The Fat Cat

The Fat Cat wanted a pen that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Cat looked for a crown that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the item opted for.

The Fat Cat needed a radiator that they would eat. It was a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to select.

The Fat Cat desperately desired a radiator that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Fat Cat craved for a wig that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

The Fat Cat desperately searched for a sponge that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange activity, to me, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A sponge was the thing that was selected.