Lovely Chimp

Lovely Chimp carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Lovely Chimp desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

Lovely Chimp always kept a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom of all things.

Lovely Chimp desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Lovely Chimp desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is exciting. A cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Lovely Chimp desperately needed a toilet brush that they would annihilate It is a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush being the item opted for.