The Magical Chimp

The Magical Chimp found a pint of cider that they would occasionally break. It would be a different idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Magical Chimp looked for a condom that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Chimp often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Chimp owned a wig to hug. This seems a surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Chimp craved for a chocolate bar to sleep with. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Magical Chimp carried a melon to rub on his belly. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A melon being the item selected.