The Blue Chimp

The Blue Chimp needed a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Blue Chimp desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. It is a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Blue Chimp needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Blue Chimp always had with them a condom that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom being the item opted for.

The Blue Chimp often carried a cheese grater to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Blue Chimp desperately looked for a computer that they liked to experiment on. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.