A Eccentric Chimp

A Eccentric Chimp desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be wonderous. A cucumber is the item to select.

A Eccentric Chimp found a bag of flour that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

A Eccentric Chimp desperately wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been an original action, to you, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Chimp desired a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It would have been a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Chimp searched for a bat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bat being the item opted for.

A Eccentric Chimp always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.