A Square Chimp

A Square Chimp always kept a pencil sharpener that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Square Chimp desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

A Square Chimp carried a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

A Square Chimp found a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

A Square Chimp desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. It is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

A Square Chimp desperately wanted a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.