His Special Chimp

His Special Chimp desperately searched for a dildo to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a dildo of all things.

His Special Chimp desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would worship. It should have been a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

His Special Chimp desperately looked for a can of Tango to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

His Special Chimp often carried a condom that they would break. It would have been a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

His Special Chimp searched for a sponge that they would throw. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be stunning. A sponge having that done to it

His Special Chimp had a magic 8 ball to annihilate This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.