The Boring Chimp

The Boring Chimp desperately craved for a can of coke that they would eat. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Chimp craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Chimp had a bag of flour that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was exciting. A bag of flour is the thing to choose.

The Boring Chimp had a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. It would have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was fun. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Boring Chimp wanted a lava lamp to hug. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Chimp desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.