The Weary Chimp

The Weary Chimp owned a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Weary Chimp desperately needed a cucumber that they would cuddle. It should be an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Weary Chimp desperately needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Weary Chimp often carried a melon that they sometimes throw. It would have been an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

The Weary Chimp often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Weary Chimp always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a funny proposal, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item opted for.