His Scary Chimp

His Scary Chimp craved for a painting of a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

His Scary Chimp found a pint of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

His Scary Chimp carried a wig to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a wig of all things.

His Scary Chimp wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

His Scary Chimp always carried a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

His Scary Chimp looked for a tomato that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen item.