Curious Chimp

Curious Chimp needed a dildo that they would often play with. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Curious Chimp desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Curious Chimp always carried a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to select.

Curious Chimp wanted a teapot that they liked to drop. It might be a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Curious Chimp desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Curious Chimp desperately craved for a spade that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a spade being the thing selected.