A Depressed Chimp

A Depressed Chimp carried a cup to put on his head. It is a new operation, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Chimp craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Chimp desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

A Depressed Chimp craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Chimp looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

A Depressed Chimp always had with them a pint of beer to eat. This could be considered an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it