My Lonely Chimp

My Lonely Chimp desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly different thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the thing selected.

My Lonely Chimp desperately needed a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Chimp desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

My Lonely Chimp looked for a spade that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a spade is the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Chimp desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would insert somewhere. It might have been an odd idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Chimp wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.