A Troubled Chimp

A Troubled Chimp had a custard pie that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie of all things.

A Troubled Chimp desperately desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Troubled Chimp desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would smash. It should be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Chimp owned a stapler to worship. This could be considered an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Chimp desperately needed a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

A Troubled Chimp desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.