The Blue Chimp

The Blue Chimp desired a tomato that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Blue Chimp desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Chimp craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Blue Chimp found a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Blue Chimp desperately wanted a helmet to throw. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was epic. Strangely, a helmet having that done to it

The Blue Chimp desperately desired a melon to rub on his belly. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a melon is the item to choose.