His Grumpy Chimp

His Grumpy Chimp needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Chimp desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Chimp desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

His Grumpy Chimp desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes drop. One might say this is an original action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Chimp owned a cucumber to demolish. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

His Grumpy Chimp always had with them a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.