Their Stupid Chimp

Their Stupid Chimp desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes play with. It should be an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a mug being the item opted for.

Their Stupid Chimp desperately searched for a CD player to demolish. It was an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the item opted for.

Their Stupid Chimp found a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly different thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

Their Stupid Chimp owned a sponge that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Their Stupid Chimp desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Stupid Chimp found a bat that they sometimes play with. It should have been a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a bat of all things.