The Blue Chimp

The Blue Chimp found a condom that they would occasionally worship. It was an odd thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a condom of all things.

The Blue Chimp often carried a teapot that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Blue Chimp always had with them a ball that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue Chimp searched for a ball that they sometimes cuddle. It is a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a ball of all things.

The Blue Chimp desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Blue Chimp found a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was fun. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.