A Silly Chimp

A Silly Chimp had a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. It should be an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Silly Chimp always kept a vibrator that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was exciting. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

A Silly Chimp carried a ball that they would break. It would have been a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Silly Chimp found a radiator that they sometimes eat. It should be a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the chosen item.

A Silly Chimp desired a bag of flour to put in the bath with him. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

A Silly Chimp found a bat that they would cuddle. It might have been a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bat was the chosen thing.