The Orange Chimp

The Orange Chimp always had with them a bat that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Chimp always kept a bag of poop to put on his head. One might say this is an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Chimp wanted a can of Tango that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. A can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Chimp craved for a block of cheese to try to balance on their head. It is a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Chimp desperately needed a helmet that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Orange Chimp desperately wanted a mug that they would share. It is a fairly astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug of all things.