The Bewildered Chimp

The Bewildered Chimp found a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Chimp often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Chimp craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Chimp desired a teapot that they sometimes break. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A teapot being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Chimp desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Chimp desperately wanted a radiator to eat. It should have been a strange action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.